Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's 9 + 10 19

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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