what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Woman's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Black People.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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one day i went to bed

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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