Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

out of your comfort zone

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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