- Anti Joke

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"