- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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