- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Morning wood.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Nicolas Cage

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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