- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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