Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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This is not a joke

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Nickelback

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Your mom is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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