- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Misner is a twat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock. come in.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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