whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My parents died!

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

nipple

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Kim Kardashian got a job.

0 + 0 = 0

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Mormons having fun.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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