- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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