What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Queens Park rangers

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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