Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Anti Joke

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