Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A man walks into a bar

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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