- Anti Joke

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.