My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

knock knock who's there?

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

weston cage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...