I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Vagina.

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