what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Romans rights.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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