What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Come In!

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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