How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock knock. Racism.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Pull my finger ouch..

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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