What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A white person at Harvard

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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knock knock who's there no one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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