What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

brian mcgee is gay!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

I told you it would happen

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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