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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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