A baby seal walks into a club

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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... Chan chan

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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