- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Religion.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

This is not a joke

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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