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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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