- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

... Chan chan

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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