What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

The MLS

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

I told you it would happen

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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