which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

you and your family will die tonight

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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