"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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