I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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you lose.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Where do you live? In a house

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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