- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

E= McVagina

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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