why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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