Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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A man walks into a bar

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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E= McVagina

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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