Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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TOBUSCUS

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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