why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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you lose.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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