you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

A baby seal walks into a club

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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