- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

BOTTOM!!!

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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