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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

E= McVagina

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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