why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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one day i went to bed

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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