Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

... Chan chan

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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