- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told you it would happen

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

A man walks into a bar Ouch

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

i love to lick...

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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