What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

you and your family will die tonight

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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