no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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