A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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