- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

what is a bracket? a bracket

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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