No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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E= McVagina

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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