- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

What's big and messy? A big mess

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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