- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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