- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Your grandma's cookies.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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