Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What is the meaning of life? 42

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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