- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Are you black? Kill yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

I told you it would happen

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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