- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

I told you it would happen

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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