Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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oooh look a banshee

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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The Detroit Lions

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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