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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Mormons having fun.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

why did the man die? he was shot

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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