- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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