- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

brian mcgee is gay!

Michel Moor on a die...

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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