a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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... Chan chan

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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