What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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lipstick pig

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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