knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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