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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Vagina.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Obama

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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test

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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canaan and mallory

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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