What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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