- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Poop swing

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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