When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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