sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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JUST KIDDING^

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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whats a willy? -brock

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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I LIKE TRAINS

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There's my tractor.

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