- Anti Joke

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

This is not a joke or is it

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Your Mom!!!

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