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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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