- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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