- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

AIDS

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

You and your parents are going to die today

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Agent 47.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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