Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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LET

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Justin Beiber

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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