- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

I told you it would happen

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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