whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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