Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

u jelly?

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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