A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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