What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Colby Michael Schluter

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Mitt Romney penis

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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