WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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