What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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who ever is reading this....

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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which one is easiest

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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