- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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