How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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a horse nibbled a baby

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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