- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Politics

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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