knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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