- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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