Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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