- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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