What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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