- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

girls lacrosse

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Lil' Wayne

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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