- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Please? No.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

squirrels with massive bonerss

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

you first

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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