- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

i dont like chris

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

hextech crafting too opieop

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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