- Anti Joke

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what do u call a black man a black man

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What are we then hypocrites?

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