A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

A girl gets raped -teagan d

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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