roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

There's a god, just kidding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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