- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

216-409-7176 Call me.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

oh hai

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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