- Anti Joke

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

neil likes pube toast

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks