THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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