- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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