Im cute hehehee

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

A possesed goat: "moo"

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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