- Anti Joke

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why was the gay guy sad?

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.