- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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