- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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