Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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my shift key is broken1

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A Fat Kenyan

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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