- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Ken wins!

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Knock knock ... No ones home

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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