how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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i love to lick...

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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