What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

knock knock get lost!

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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